"Class stand!"

Thirty-six chairs shrieked in agony.

"Gooooooooooooood afternoooooooooooon, Mr Seeeeeeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeee-fennnnnn..." greeted the class, dragging the syllabus as long as their breath could hold.

"Sit, class. Now, please take out the piece of worksheet on linear inequalities that I gave you last Monday."

Almost immediately, ninteen hands shot up high into the air. It was as if it was rehearsed many times beforehand.

"Sir, I forgot to bring."

"Sir, I left it on my study desk at home."

"Sir, I lost my homework file, so the worksheet is gone with it too."

"Sir, my maid mistook my worksheet as toilet paper."

"Sir, my worksheet caught fire."

All the while, Mr Steven's only focus was on Y.C., who was fiddling with a paper aeroplane in his hands.

"Please stop for a moment," said Mr Steven calmly, raising his large palm perpendicular to his arm. "Whoever do not have the worksheet with you now, please leave the class room," said Mr Steven straight-forwardly. It was as if he rehearsed many times beforehand too.

As if it was what they expected, the nineteen of them streamed of the classroom, overjoyed.

As the Chinese saying goes, "如鱼得水". They were like suffocated fishes, happy to embrace the waters with wide, open arms. Except that these nineteen happy fishes would soon become nineteen unhappy fishes once they hit the waters - the vast and boundless sea, fraught with unseen dangers.

Mr Steven carried on with his lesson with the remaining twenty-seven fishes.

"Bye bye, Maths idiots! Have fun with Old Steven!" yelled the Y.C. once he was out of the classroom.

Y.C. thought he heard Mr Steven sniggered.

Smart, or outsmarted?

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Happy CNY! Just a quick update here. Grr. I'm running out of brain juices. Supply me Bananas! Mwahahaa. Anyway, reunion dinner tmr, eat more, play more, collect more. Haha :D

"Uncle, chicken rice one plate!"

Y.C. fished out a crumpled two dollar note and handed it to the stall holder. After receiving his one dollar change, Y.C. turned to get his fork and spoon.

BANG!

"Walau, you cock-eye is it? Chee..." cursed Y.C. loudly.

"Chee what, hmm?" It was Mr Steven, his Maths teacher.

Oh my god. This time sure die.

"Oh, cheekern rice very nice!" Y.C. smiled cheekily, and slipped away before Mr. Steven could continue.

"Wahpiang, eh! That Mr 洗地粉 so scary, suddenly stand behind me." Y.C. told his buddies almost enthusiastically upon joining them at the canteen table.

"You heng, sia! Lucky he never book you, or you sure kena one." Gary exclaimed.

"Hey, don't talk with your food in your mouth!" said Zhen Qiang, dusting grains of rice from his uniform. "Anyone has tissue paper?" asked Zhen Qiang.

"You sissy, lah! Where got guys bring tissue paper around with them one?"joked Ah Long.

"Got! Jeff the gooniang, loh!" Almost immdiately, Gary felt a punch on his abdomen.

"Wahkau, talk behind my back sia! I give you hell ok." said Jeff, who just joined his friends with his plate of chicken rice.

After a not so peaceful 15 minutes, the bell rang. Y.C. and gang returned to their classroom for Maths lesson.

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Hey I'm starting this series to keep the blog. You guys can develop the story as and when you like. (:

I am a very guai girl.You see when my sis , esther, ask me to keep the blog alive.I really listen to her command and come here to blog. Erm......but I also want to write lame jokes but later Esther will say that I copy her agian. Therefore , I will curse someone first!

BANANA YOU BETTER COME AND POST AND MAKE OUR BLOG ALIVE! OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SEE YOU!YOU FUCKER! SUCKER! IDIOT! STUPID! ASSHOLE!

Okay Okay I don't seem so bad , right? I shall not scold or curse him what so ever anymore. I already say I am very guai so I cannot be so evil. I will take those curse words back if the banana really come and blog. I promised! And anyway the guai han yu pin yin is not the fourth one but the first one. I am not weird but obedient.=)

Secondly, I shall be gossiping.

How come so many young stars lived in Pasir Ris ar? For example , the Xiao Li Yuan who acted as Stupid in Ying Huo Chong De Meng , the Bryan who acted as fifteen dollar in Ying Huo Chong De Meng too and Xiao Li Yuan's cousin , (I don't know call what) who acted as Khim's friend in Ying Huo Chong De Meng as well. And more and more... ... Khim studies in Eastspring and my friend always see her on bus. My friend , XH , studies in Dunman Secondary. The girl who acted as Duo Duo in Lan Se Xian Ren Zhang studies in Anglican High. My friend , Eunice , is so bold that she went up to the girl and asked for signature. Oh my TIAN(god in chinese).........................

Kk that's a lot of information about those people. And btw Xiao Li Yuan and Bryan studies in my school. I met Xiao Li Yuan more in school and almost everyday see him and his stupid face. But my friend in my sec sch , Teresa , have the same CCA with him which is Track and Field. She also tell me that Xiao Li Yuan had another CCA which is Chinese Drama Club. But she say Xiao Li Yuan quite friendly.Fine fine I don't like him! But I am still observing........ hehe=)

That's for today. Thank you for seeing our GAYous gang blog.^^

Hello my lovely bananas! (Yucks)

Our blog is dying! Don't keep visiting the blog without posting anything, nothing is going to appear if no one bothers to update this rotten smelly banana blog.

Hmm, so I'm considered doing all of you guys a favour by blogging now? Hahaa.

Anyway, let me lengthen this post with lame jokes. Okok, here I go!

Question 1: Why is Superman's shirt so small


















Because it is S-size. HAHAHA.

Question 2: Why is Batman's shirt so small?


















Because Superman bought it for Batman.

Question 3: Why is Spiderman's shirt so small?


















Because Superman bought 3 shirts for $10!


HAHAHAHA. I told ya they were lame jokes.

Anyway, let's strive to keep this blog alive (although my blog is hardly breathing properly too o.O). You can all post lame jokes (like me), gossip, complain, or even curse people. Especially for the last one, curse that smelly rotten ugly fugly banana shit here and no one will know because...

No one read this blog except for the few of us, loh. -.-

Since that is the case, let me pin-point someone here.

The oldest (and obviously the most rotted and therefore smellest) banana of the lot, STOP SLACKING AND BLARDY POST SOMETHING! Stop playing lame computer games and drooling over your daydreams about Misa.

Dreaming of Misa would not make Visa Cards appear. -.- And seriously, why is there a word verification here? There's none at my own blog. Grr.